My top 5 ways of saying "Top 5"
5. with a british accent
4. in a baby voice
3. in an older baby voice (2+ yrs)
2. in a Christopher Walken voice
1. backwards (evif pot)
My top 3 ways to take a walk
3. in a normal way
2. with my arms out, as if i were an airplane
1. at a ridiculously slow pace
My top 5 things that sound like wind
5. ghosts
4. breathing
3. a different type of wind
2. wind sound fx on a CD
1. wind
My top 3 ways to make people say "I don't need a pencil.."
3. Ask someone who is holding a pencil if they need a pencil
2. Ask someone who is swimming if they need a pencil
1. teaching a child from birth that "I don't need a pencil" means "more pasta please"
Top 5 things that blind people need.
5. a walking stick
4. a guide dog
3. a guide dolphin (for swimming)
2. sunglasses (this is more of a 'want')
1. food
Top 5 ways to find things
5. by looking for them
4. by feeling around for them with your hands
3. accidentally
2. by running into them with a car
1. by trying really hard
Top 3 ways to drink milk
3. out of a glass that has a picture of a sunset on it
2. out of the jug
1. out of a solid gold cup and then you get to keep the cup, or exchange it for one hundred thousand dollars.
About Me
- Laura Jo
- I don't always return my rented movies on time, I take 11 items through the "10 or less" line at the grocery store, I sneak my own candy into movie theaters, I once parked in a "permit only" lot, and sometimes I don't use my blinker when turning right. Sometimes I litter, I wear white after labor day, I use the big fork for my salad, and I sometimes cuss, and don't feel bad about it.
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